“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.”
— Erma Bombeck

  • THE SURFACE — $30/hr

    Light reset. Quick turn. Calming the chaos.

    Great for: maintenance, touch-ups, “company’s coming,” weekly resets.

    Includes:

    • light organizing (putting things back where they belong)
      light dish reset (load dishwasher / small hand-wash)
    • wipe counters + tables
    • light dusting
    • vacuum + sweep
    • quick mop where needed
    • bathroom wipe-down (sink, mirror, fixtures)
    • trash + smudges handled

    Light dish reset included — large backlogs move up a tier.

    Not included: scrubbing buildup, behind furniture, deep appliance work.

    MIDDLE EARTH — $45/hr

    Functional, organized, clearly cleaned.

    Great for: lived-in homes, realistic cleaning days, before guests.

    Includes:

    • focused organizing (drawers, counters, shelves — light systems)
    • full dish clearing + reset
    • everything in Surface, plus:
    • scrub sinks + faucets
    • full bathroom cleaning
    • stovetop + microwave interior
    • deeper dusting (decor, lamps, reachable shelves)
    • baseboards + edges (reachable)
    • window sills + ledges
    • wipe cabinet fronts + handles

    Your space looks clean — and works better.

    Not included: heavy buildup, hoarding cleanup, deep appliance degreasing.

    DEEP CALLIN’ DEEP — $60/hr

    Restore. Reset. Re-organize deeply.

    Great for: first-time cleans that can get a bit grimier than usual – seasonal resets, spaces that got away from you.

    Includes:

    • structured organization (systems, categories, intentional flow)
    • everything from Surface + Middle Earth
    • backlog dishes fully handled
    • deep soak + scrub where needed
    • degreasing kitchens + heavy buildup removal
    • grout + soap-scum work
    • optional: inside fridge
    • optional: inside oven
    • moveable furniture pulled out + cleaned behind
    • cabinet interiors (selected areas)
    • odor improvement + refresh plan

    Slow, steady, respectful — we bring the space back to life.

    Deep cleans take longer — we prioritize together.

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To reserve a cleaning date, we collect a small deposit on deep cleans, move-outs, and first-time visits (applied to your total). Because we hold that time just for you, deposits become non-refundable within 24 hours of your appointment. Regular service customers simply keep a card on file.

FAQs

“Why do the tiers cost different amounts?”

Because each tier is a different job.

Surface = reset the chaos.
Middle Earth = organize AND clean.
Deep Callin’ Deep = full life reboot.

You’re not paying for “more time.”
You’re paying for deeper work, more brainpower, and bigger results.

“Why not just book more hours of the cheap one?”

Because Surface is basically:

“Let’s get this place looking sane again.”

Deep work is:

“Let’s figure out WHY it keeps getting messy — and fix it.”

Plus Deep involves:

  • decision help
  • heavier scrubbing
  • real organizing
  • moving stuff
  • systems that actually stick

Totally different lane.

“What makes deep cleaning cost more?”

Deep work = bigger gloves.

More lifting.
More scrubbing.
More thinking.

And yes — sometimes we meet whatever is growing behind the toilet.

I don’t judge.
I scrub.
But I also charge fairly for the work, risk, time, and energy.

“How long does stuff usually take?”

Rough guide:

Surface — $30/hr
Quick reset. 1–2 hours.

Middle Earth — $45/hr
Organize + clean. 2–4 hours.

Deep Callin’ Deep — $60/hr
Full overhaul. 3–6 hours.

Minimums help keep things fair:

  • Surface: 1 hour
  • Middle Earth: 2 hours
  • Deep: usually at least 3

“Will you upsell me just because?”

Nope.

If Surface is enough — we do Surface.
If you need Middle Earth — we land there.
Deep is only for when it truly makes sense.

I’m not selling snake oil.
Just cleaner sinks.

“Should I be embarrassed?”

Please don’t.

Bathrooms happen.
Life happens.
Sometimes… mysterious goo happens.

Zero judgment — just progress.